haha best night ever last night.

watching my friends drunk was amazing. not drinking because Sam didn’t want to turned out to be fun because we made our own fun out of laughing at them. Cuddling and falling asleep with Sam was just aNFSDKJFNEK FJJHJWORIFNG and I loved every second of it. Waking up next to Sam= ahhh <3.

so all in all, very good night :)

#personal  #cuddling  #boyfriend  #drunk friends LOL  

frightened:

susannaholmes:

ethereal-ineffability:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

s-t-a-r-l-y:

tresmaladroit:

gogetyour-shovel:

so-adorabloodthirsty:

lady-holmes:

andtheniwasabowlofrice:

pedoshaming:

amporapenguin:

amkii:

tokoyogishita:

bentpaperclip:

the balls on this boy.

the people in the background DEAR GOD

This kid is my god damned hero.

He just won my heart

my ideal man

No fucks were given by this kid. Awesome

OH MY GOD what a champ I LOVE HIM

oh my gosh i just want to snuggle the fuck out of him he’s so cUTE

best man

this kid is my spirit animal

I’M CRYING. HOLY SHIT. I LOVE THIS KID MORE THAN ANYTHING. 

THIS KID IS LITERALLY THE BEST.

I don’t even care how old he is I will wait for him

oh lawdy

this is so precious omg when everyone applauds

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elysaxoxo:

susaaan:

someone call ellen

someone call ellen

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thefluffypotato:

tltty:

its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls

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ilovesquidward:

how is owl city doing

(via wakeupzayn)

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

dep-rture:

nigg-r-us:

petdoge:

partouse:

Starships

I watched this about 5 times

omfg remember him

when he did super bass though 

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How NORMAL people run during P.E.

sodamnrelatable:

How weird people run during P.E.

The people who can’t keep up in P.E.

How I run in p.e
 

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When I close the wrong tab….

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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Tom Fletcher: I've been searching for some love and affection
Tom Fletcher: But there's nobody giving me that kind of attention
Tom Fletcher: I'm alone
Tom Fletcher: Oh, I'm alone
Tom Fletcher: *makes orgasmic noises*
Me: Ovaries gone

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man’s face

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